Patrick
He's good at everything he does and he knows it. Has his sh*t together and expects the same of others. He's sexy, strong, smart and freakin' fearless. He loves to shoot and hunt and rarely misses his target. He's a little bit country and a lot James Bond. Don't mess with him because he'll straighten your ass out before you ever even see him coming. He loves his guns, his bike, his beer and his woman...and not necessarily in that order... You would want him for your bodyguard, in and out of bed. "That dude Patrick is good at everything...he's a freakin' American Superhero"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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