Patrick
The guy who came into my life and I didn't realise how much he would later mean to me. First, when you talk to him, he's shy, cute and awkward, but he has the sweetest and most kind heart. He brought out the best of me, a side to me I never thought I would ever see again, he brought out my inner child, the type of guy you would have a conversation with for hours and hours and still have so many things to talk about. The most patient and understanding person ever, someone you can definitely count on, this boy who stays loyal to the people he loves, his family and friends, he has a very warm heart and a beautiful soul. Yes, he may say some jokes that can cut you, but you can never stay mad at him, ever, you can always have a laugh with him too. He's very passionate when talking about the things he loves, you can always see that bright beautiful and infectious smile of his. He also has very strong political views on some things, but it's for what he thinks is the best and always has good intentions. He's a very smart and humble man, the man I fell in love with, the man with the eyes that I could stare at all day long, the man that makes me feel safe, comforted, makes me feel at home, someone who brought back the smile on my face, the man that is also someone I can call my best friend, the man I'm am proud to call my boyfriend, the man that I hope to marry and spend the rest of my life with, the man that promises to love me every day til the day we die.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
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