partybotch
n. a person who's social identity and sole means of recreation is based on partying at the hottest, trendiest clubs relating to 'the scene'. While they exist as both male and female, the female species tends to dominate based on their increased accessibility to free alcohol, VIP invites, premier openings, court side tickets, bottle service, and other unmerited vaginal based gifts. During multiple days of the week, they can be found dancing, drinking and networking (read: meeting strangers to add to their Myspace/Facebook account). Commonly associated with being a slut bag, they are usually adult 'wild childs' raised mainly by single parents possessing similar qualities. Because they live hard and party harder, their defining physical characteristics include: scratchy/horse 'I've been partying all night' Lindsey Lohan type voice; whitened bleached teeth with brown cigarette stains between the individual teeth; dark circles under the eyes; and premature facial wrinkling resulting from alcohol dehydration and overuse of indoor tanning beds. Behavioral identifiers in their native habitat include alcoholic beverage and cigarette bumming moochiness; all of which are necessary means of survival resulting from disposable income that is dedicated to the latest, questionable, attention garnering fashion so as to maintain their faux-socialite image.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
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I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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