Parents
Parents-noun 1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores. 2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license. 3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family. 4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers. 5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time. 6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over. 7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them. 8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens. 9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs. 10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident." 11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car. 12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return. 13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-. 14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros. 15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.
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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
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greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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