Paramount
THE BEST City in Southern California. Surrounded by Compton, Downey, South Gate, Long Beach etc... The city is populated predominantly by Mexicans, with the exception of a few Blacks, Asians, and Samoans. The are only two or three white families in the city. Paramount High School is the shit. It is filled with your typical high school group of kids, the only difference being that the popular crowd arent the guys with Letterman Jackets but the Paisas who usually drive a red, single cab Chevy 1500 and wear several brands they, for the most part, cant afford such as; Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Armani etc.... Although the school is run by paisas there are the cool kids, athletes, nerds, fuck-ups, cholos, wanna be cholos, pregnant chicks (we even got a day care) and Teeples (nerdy ass white kid who plays football). On a typical day in Paramount you drive around with your homies bumping the newest Gerardo Ortiz corridos and try picking up on women. There is always something to do. The days are short and the nights are long, every weekend there is a quincenera that you and your homies crash. The best parts of the city are Paramount High School, R.Cees BarberShop, Alondra Hot Wings, The Swap Meet, and the parties. Paramount is glad to say it was home to former Ny Giant, Super Bowl Champ Antonio Pierce, Rapper YG, Youtube sensations EGO (cholo adventures) and Timothy de la Ghetto. You might pass by and think its just another city, but its the shit. The place i call home
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
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