Paradise Mug
If everyone tells the truth in Paradise does that mean everyone lies in hell? Does everyone tell the truth on Earth? Or does EVERYONE lie? Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.