Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster
A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one. The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself: 1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. 2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. 3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost). 4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. 5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic. 6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. 7. Sprinkle Zamphuor. 8. Add an olive. 9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
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