Pamela
Where do I begin... when God envisioned the next Pamela to grace the Earth, He envisioned something like this: a 5 foot 2 hobbit with a fascination for Harry Potter with borderline anger management. This particular Pamela is the epitome of a Greek goddess, she has an E cup bust and a typical Grecian nose. Pamela has an expertise in the cooking of lamb and potatoes and enjoys lathering her food with more than 5 lemons. When she first joined Instagram, her username was pammyboo312, she now spends her days on the hunt for The Office memes. As God's gift to Earth, Pamela spends her life dedicating herself to be the next Virgin Mary, she plans to birth the next Immaculate Conception by the time she's 18. Pamela is not just a name but rather a lifestyle. Pamela is frequently annoyed by a particular person under the name of Nickoloso69. Although, Nickoloso69 has given Pamela a Minecraft account she will never forget when he insulted her about which church they will baptise their hypothetical children in. As a petite young woman, Pamela has a phobia of short men. She is looking for a GREEK man over 6 FOOT 1, who is obsessed with her. Before her first breath on Earth, God thought to Himself when he was talking to Michael Jackson - "Why don't I make this girl the reincarnation of you MJ?". MJ responded: "Heeeheee". Before I conclude this definition, I leave with this: the next Pamela you encounter, remember this: She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss panagiotafromthevillage.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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