Paisley
She is extremely gorgeous, intelligent, and spiritual. She can be petty if she wants to be, but that’s okay because you love her for it anyways. She’s super funny. Confident as hell. A real trailblazer. She loves food. Always invite her out to eat. Or invite her to go anywhere because she’s down for even just a drive. She has a nice booty. She loves hard and goes hard for the ones she loves. She’ll make the best girlfriend/wife/lover/best friend. She is her own person and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Will cause a scene if necessary. She loves kids. She doesn’t care if she made you mad or you feel some type of way about her because it’s all funny to her. She loves herself most of all because the battles she fought in life made her the strong, wise, and wonderful woman she is today. She’s my best friend in the whole world. She is a ride or die, but don’t take her for granted or lie to her because she doesn’t receive it. She is a melaninated goddess. She knows how to get it poppin. Don’t mess with her peace either because I have her back always and forever and We will fight you. In all seriousness though, get you a Paisley. She’s one of the realest ones.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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