P-CEP

A school with the population of China and the area of Canada that forces its students to walk across its campus in rain, sleet, snow, and hail, even though the students are not members of the USPS. Very rarely do they give snow days, and will not do so usually until the five minutes before school starts. It has stopped naming valedictorians because of the ridiculous size of its graduating classes, which barely fit into EMU's convocation center when divided into 3 groups. Its homecoming themes are entirely irrelevant, as the student body only really cares about grinding up on one another until busted by administration.