OxyContin
OxyContin is a powerful prescription opioid painkiller. It will bend you over and fuck you up the ass like an innocent altar boy alone in the vestry after services. If you take it just to have fun you will almost certainly become addicted psychologically and eventually psychically. If you take it because you are in pain you will most likely become physically and mentally addicted to it, your tolerance will increase over time and you will run out before the end of the month. When you run out you will crash and end up buying in on the street. SERIOUS DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS DRUG AT ALL. If you are in pain smoke some pot, it is neither psychically addictive nor dangerous, it will make you happy, hungry, sleepy and mostly pain free. If you are taking it just for fun you are highly advised to stop immediately and seek help for your underlying problems or you will soon find yourself in a withdrawal as bad as heroin and you may even find yourself stealing or prostituting to get your next fix. Take it from an addict of many years, no one deserves this curse.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
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