Oxted
A small town located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter... You get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like sluts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers as trouble-making yobs. Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park... But that doesn't stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the UK. And yes, you've guessed it... I live there...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.