outerbelter Mug

A person who live outside of a city's interstate/freeway outerbelt and prefers to drive to conveniences and necessities versus walk, bike, bus, rideshare or utilize other means of alternative transportation. It's a stage of life when a person becomes numb to the world and just wants to go home, change a diaper, mow the lawn, wave to the next door neighbor they've never met and are must hit a corporate national chain restaurant drive-thru on the drive back to Pleasantville. Outerbelters are easy to spot with this simple test: Put a white box in front of a mirror and they will immediately recognize the dramatic difference between them...they're very creative. If you're still not sure, set a cookie cutter (no baking required) against the same mirror and they can tell you how it also looks exactly the same while eating your wife's box.