orgasm
An illusive state of physical and psychological (mostly psychological) ecstasy that few American women ever experience. Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills. Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting, must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth). This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length. Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.) American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
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I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
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