Oregon
Oregon is the worst state in the union. Since it cannot be Washington or California, it has decided to earn distinction by being ugly to the rest of the world. Oregon has rain for 9 months of the year and dusty, unbearable heat for 3 months. It has the third worst air quality in the US according to the EPA, usually the worst economy in the nation as measured by the unemployment rate and the most insular, unfriendly people in the country as evidenced by the comments made by those who claim to be thumbs up on Oregon. Having stolen land from the indigenous people, 'Oregonians' still put up 'stay out' signs on the state except that the terrible job losses (lumber, fisheries) over the last few decades have made such an attitude much less popular. This 'stay out' mentality is simply the admission of failure on the part of the state to remember that is relies on the rest of the nation to feed it jobs. Most companies, quite reasonably, say no to Oregon. Many people are quite astonished to see that parking lots empty out before 5 because Oregonians do not believe in long hours devoted to work. There is something in the state which saps the work ethic out of so many people which is very bad for business. Frankly, Oregon does the rest of the world a favor by looking so unfriendly and so unwelcoming to 'foreigners' because it is. Outside of Metropolitan Portland and other minor pockets, Oregon is a state so flaming red that it belongs inside Mississippi. Minorities are actually told by real estate agents that living in communities a few miles outside of Portland would be 'uncomfortable' for them. This is actually said, with a straight face in this century! Oregon enjoys all of the red state deficiencies: racism, bigotry, xenophobia, regressiveness and ignorance but little of the good gumbo and sunshine. Oregon also isn't beautiful, it's gray and cold and damp most days which is why the majority of people live their entire lives indoors. The picture of people 'enjoying' the great outdoors only exists in the one month of the year when the rain has stopped and the mud has dried but the intense heat and yellow dust haven't yet appeared. That's it. The rest of the year requires A/C and heating which have become hugely expensive. When Oregonians claim they live a robust outdoor life, ask them why they do not have a natural tan. Oregon has virtually no tourist attractions unless you like staring at pine trees day after day. After you see Multnomah falls, the Columbia river gorge and the spindly Rose Garden...you're done. BTW roses do not grow well here even though Portland claims to be the rose city. It should more aptly be named the algae or moss or mud city as all are widely available along with household solutions for their eradication. Also contrary to popular belief, Oregonians are at constant war with nature putting up depressing vinyl suburbs with vinyl decks and vinyl fencing on the tiniest lots imaginable...everywhere. Do not be fooled by the idea of cheap housing...you get what you pay for. Try Googling Oregon Sucks or Portland Sucks or Tigard Sucks and you will understand the truth about the state. It's important to understand the truth before you actually move here because then you'll be stuck writing things like this in order to keep from beating your brains out with a frozen salmon. There is a reason why such a large state has so few people...if Oregon doesn't kill you, it will make you wish you were dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
Title: A Masterpiece of Craftsmanship: My Edging Mug Review As a dedicated coffee enthusiast, I've had the pleasure of indulging in countless brews from various vessels, but none have captivated me quite like my edging mug. Crafted with precision and attention to detail, this mug has become an indispensable part of my morning routine. Allow me to share my experience and why this mug stands out among the rest. First and foremost, the design of the edging mug is simply stunning. Its sleek, minimalist aesthetic adds a touch of elegance to any kitchen counter. The smooth, curved edges not only provide a comfortable grip but also enhance the overall visual appeal. It's the kind of mug that prompts compliments from guests and sparks conversation. Beyond its aesthetics, the functionality of the edging mug is truly impressive. The handle, while minimalist in design, is ergonomically shaped, allowing for a secure and comfortable hold. Whether I'm savoring a piping hot espresso or leisurely sipping on a frothy latte, I never have to worry about my grip slipping or the mug feeling cumbersome. One of the standout features of the edging mug is its thermal properties. Constructed from high-quality ceramic, it effectively retains heat, keeping my beverages at the perfect temperature for extended periods. Gone are the days of rushing through my morning cup of coffee for fear of it growing cold. With the edging mug, I can savor each sip at my own pace, knowing that it will stay delightfully warm until the very last drop. Moreover, the craftsmanship of the edging mug is evident in every detail. From its flawless glaze to its sturdy construction, it's clear that this mug was made with care and precision. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it incredibly convenient for everyday use. Despite frequent washes and regular use, it has maintained its pristine appearance without any signs of wear or fading. In conclusion, my experience with the edging mug has been nothing short of exceptional. Not only does it elevate my daily coffee ritual with its exquisite design and impeccable craftsmanship, but it also delivers on functionality and durability. If you're in search of the perfect mug to enhance your coffee experience, look no further than the edging mug. It's a true masterpiece that deserves a place in every coffee lover's collection. Truly a masterpiece from the hands of god himself.
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Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!
So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
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Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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