Oratory Prep

A small, yet deceptively easy to get into "prep" school in Summit, NJ. Goes along with Gill St. Bernards in the "public school masquerading as a private school" category. Because the student body is made up of boys who have been rejected from Delbarton, Pingry, and even Seton Hall Prep, the students are generally worthless and miserable. Not even fit to be called a JV School, Oratory is notoriously bad at all sports, with the exception of swimming, which, let's be honest, isn't a real sport unless you're Michael Phelps. The students are not particularly bright, thus being rejected from real schools, and are truly not gifted in any way. Oratory kids are also lacking in charm and wit, and if the rare occasion occurs where they try to be cool, utter failure and embarrassment ensues. Often referred to as Oratory Faggotory, the school also has a reputation for it's number of homosexuals. It seems that being less suave keeps the boys from attracting women, and they then turn to each other for intimate companionship. In fact, if there's one thing that Seton Hall Prep and Debarton kids agree on, it's that Oratory is the saddest excuse for a prep school on the planet. Overall, if you end up at Oratory Prep, you would be better off at Summit High School.