ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following: -thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met. -thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world. -thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.) Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following: -calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk. -staying on the phone when she calls you. -analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???" -completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you. -asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions. -thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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