Olytroll Mug
Olytroll is an ambiguous term used to describe a male or female of disgusting moral character and personal hygiene from Olympia, Washington. When referring to the male variety, Olytrolls are usually shirtless sexual predators that are born out of the foam at a foam party at the Vault. The male Olytroll will most likely travel in packs and will also serve as some form of grunt in the US military. He and his Olytroll friends will surround any woman they deem intoxicated. They will then proceed to subtly molest her and follow her to her vehicle when she leaves the club and tries to escape them. At that point they will become violent and commit a felony or two. Female Olytrolls are complete alcoholics. They will be a minimum of 40 pounds overweight and there is a high likelihood that they will be a smoker as well. Female Olytrolls tend to fly solo looking for a good natured man to feed upon. They will fully employ all of their feminine wiles since they have no redeeming qualities to attract this helpless victim. The female Olytroll will then slowly drain her victim of the will to live and the will to leave her worthless ass like she deserves. Beware the female Olytroll's sense of entitlement. Since she has no accountability or reason, you have no chance of convincing her she should do something to improve her pathetic situation.
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My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
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