olin, north carolina
A small ass place that shouldn't even be called a town. Olin, North Carolina is home to North Iredell High School (where you'll rather get pregnant, vandalize the school, get arrested, and/or die before your junior year. . . really, I survey.), a corn field, and maybe a church that no one attends. That's it. Olin is extremely small, you could drive over all the land in Olin in maybe ten minutes going 45 mph in an '85 Gremlin. Despite Olin's tiny size, it's home to over five gas stations, where old men sit out front spitting tobacco, and you buy loads of alcohol. If you're at least 30 years of age in Olin, North Carolina, you're most likely plastered before noon. Olin is full of 'Nam veterans, and two extremely tall, extremely gay, black guys. Teenagers in Olin lose their virginities at about 13 years of age, and go to Love Valley for fun on the weekends. Love Valley is a place to ride horses by day, and a place to have cowboy butt sex and get hammered by night. If you're a teenager in Olin, nc, you most likely spend 56% of your time in Love Valley screwing on top of a horse. 99.9% of teens in Olin smoke pot and wear hemp clothes. You're rather a cowboy, a hippie or a Jesus Freak that drinks too much. If you're moving to Olin, good luck. . . Bring a gun and at least 4 oz. of pot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
It was the best thing I could have asked for
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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
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I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
Great mug, she loved it
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
i like mug that say words
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