olin, north carolina
A small ass place that shouldn't even be called a town. Olin, North Carolina is home to North Iredell High School (where you'll rather get pregnant, vandalize the school, get arrested, and/or die before your junior year. . . really, I survey.), a corn field, and maybe a church that no one attends. That's it. Olin is extremely small, you could drive over all the land in Olin in maybe ten minutes going 45 mph in an '85 Gremlin. Despite Olin's tiny size, it's home to over five gas stations, where old men sit out front spitting tobacco, and you buy loads of alcohol. If you're at least 30 years of age in Olin, North Carolina, you're most likely plastered before noon. Olin is full of 'Nam veterans, and two extremely tall, extremely gay, black guys. Teenagers in Olin lose their virginities at about 13 years of age, and go to Love Valley for fun on the weekends. Love Valley is a place to ride horses by day, and a place to have cowboy butt sex and get hammered by night. If you're a teenager in Olin, nc, you most likely spend 56% of your time in Love Valley screwing on top of a horse. 99.9% of teens in Olin smoke pot and wear hemp clothes. You're rather a cowboy, a hippie or a Jesus Freak that drinks too much. If you're moving to Olin, good luck. . . Bring a gun and at least 4 oz. of pot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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