oldfields school
Welcome to Oldfields school where everyday is filled with Glitz, Glamour, and Gossip. Walking through the halls, you will find your self immersed in a sea of girl whose closets only consist of brightly colored designer pieces. Lilly Pulitzer, Lacoste and Ralph Lauren usually have majority which is usually paired with Juicy Couture zip ups as well. Everyone is wearing something Tiffany’s on any given day. The students always have their required laptop slug over their shoulders. Here no one uses paper note books strictly I-books. But I guess your wondering how the day students of Oldfields get to school? They come in their Escalades, Audis and Acuras. How do the teachers get to school? Range rovers, Jaguars and Ferraris. During the school day teachers don’t use chalk boards they use $10,000 Smart Boards. After school the girls have sports requirements. Some girls ride their horses that they have flown out to Oldfields while others play Field Hockey and Lacrosse, with their pearls around their necks, and ribbons in there hair. While attending Oldfields girls have access to the Fitness Center, Lounge, and Rec. Room where they can do what they do best, Gossip. At night two guards will patrol the campus while the girls sleep in their goose down comforted beds. This is what your get when your parents pay $240 a day, $37,000 a year for school tuition.
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