oldfields school
Welcome to Oldfields school where everyday is filled with Glitz, Glamour, and Gossip. Walking through the halls, you will find your self immersed in a sea of girl whose closets only consist of brightly colored designer pieces. Lilly Pulitzer, Lacoste and Ralph Lauren usually have majority which is usually paired with Juicy Couture zip ups as well. Everyone is wearing something Tiffany’s on any given day. The students always have their required laptop slug over their shoulders. Here no one uses paper note books strictly I-books. But I guess your wondering how the day students of Oldfields get to school? They come in their Escalades, Audis and Acuras. How do the teachers get to school? Range rovers, Jaguars and Ferraris. During the school day teachers don’t use chalk boards they use $10,000 Smart Boards. After school the girls have sports requirements. Some girls ride their horses that they have flown out to Oldfields while others play Field Hockey and Lacrosse, with their pearls around their necks, and ribbons in there hair. While attending Oldfields girls have access to the Fitness Center, Lounge, and Rec. Room where they can do what they do best, Gossip. At night two guards will patrol the campus while the girls sleep in their goose down comforted beds. This is what your get when your parents pay $240 a day, $37,000 a year for school tuition.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
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