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The worst hellhole in the entire US. I had to live there for 25 years, so I know. In Columbus (the capitol), most people are rednecks AND wiggers at the exact same time. I once saw a guy driving along in a pickup truck full of manure, and he was wearing a doo-rag and blasting Snoop Dogg. Many people think of Ohio as a state full of cows and hicks; while this is true, it's also true that the major cities have serious problems with gangs, crime and violence. Many other contributors have mentioned that Ohio smells funny. This is because a large portion of the population hardly ever showers or changes their clothes. Most people in Ohio are unfriendly and unintelligent. Also the weather sucks and is insanely unpredictable. Ohio also boasts the worst drivers in the entire nation; they do not seem to understand the meaning of a green light (they believe that a green light means they should slow down and/or stop their car.) Ohio is mostly a flat and boring state. The only really good thing about Ohio is Cedar Point, the number one rated amusement park in the US. Also, Ohio has one of the largest state fairs in the nation and Columbus has one of the largest fireworks displays in the nation. Oh, plus there's a GameWorks. Other than that, there's not much to do in Ohio, especially during the winter months. Ohio is a nice place to visit during the summer if you want to see some of the attractions, but you definitely don't want to have to live there.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Review by Rebecca V.

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.

Rebecca V.Oct 19
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High quality finish

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

I just love mugs

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

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FunniOct 18

gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)

manfromFLOct 18

My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!

Theresa A.Oct 18
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The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.

Dion H.Oct 17
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One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.

gay m.Oct 16

quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug

Quimsey S.Oct 16

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Playboi C.Oct 16

This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.

Amish P.Oct 16

Great, it was a gift and he loved it

John .Oct 16
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These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!

Jane F.Oct 16
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Awesome mugs!

Jane F.Oct 16
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this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.

ginia g.Oct 15

Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.

Joseph B.Oct 13
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Review by Nathaniel S.

I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.

Nathaniel S.Oct 13
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looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!

Mark F.Oct 12
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Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.

Response to GodOct 12

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