Ogiuzo
The most perfect woman on the planet. She is intelligent, indescribably kind, mature, sexy, incredibly sweet, honest, talented, strong, athletic, ridiculously beautiful, brave, polite, and humble. She is a diamond mine; it takes a little digging to get to know her, but it's worth it! You're rewarded with the privilege of knowing the most gorgeous person in the world, on the inside and outside. Just being around her always brightens up your day, and she knows just how to calm your nerves and make you feel better. Looking into her eyes, you feel lost in a labyrinth that you want to stay lost in forever because it is so splendid. Her adorable dimples when she smiles her warm, bright smile make any day fantastic. The touch of her soft, cool hands and the embrace of her long, elegant arms have healing properties and make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. Just thinking about her makes you feel uncontrollably happy and giddy. You would be the luckiest man in the world to receive her love and affection, and if you do, you'll melt into a big gushy puddle of love, joy and happiness. All your pain will be washed away by her love. You could talk to her for days on end and it would only feel like a few seconds because your mind loses track of everything but the pure beauty of Ogiuzo's heart and soul. She's the kind of woman you want to spend the rest of your life with because you know that she will make you happy to be alive each and every day. Ogiuzo is as perfect as a human being can get.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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