OCBP Mug
Ocean City Beach Patrol: An organization of highly trained and skilled ocean lifeguards in Ocean City, MD. The OCBP is responsible for saving the lives of thousands of Pennsylvanians, Mexicans, and even some Western Marylanders each summer. OCBP guards are notorious for being in incredible shape and stealing the attention of the Senior Week girls, much to the dismay of the Senior Week guys. The OCBP consists of about 200 seasonal guards who patrol the beaches of MD, from Ocean City inlet to the Delaware line. On a flat day, one will usually see the guards in a seemingly relaxed and unaware state. This is a common misconception due to the fact that the guards on the OCBP are so good at scanning that they can scan in their sleep (and do.) On big surf days, the guards are typically standing for a covering guard, or are on the sand themselves, participating in a rescue, cover, or medical emergency. OCBP guards are mostly natives of cities other than Ocean City proper, with a large portion of the guards hailing from Salisbury University and Indiana University of Pennsylvania. A notable portion of the OCBP is Canadian, with a few guards even hailing from the former U.S.S.R. The guards communicate from stand to stand with the ancient navy art of semaphore. Semaphore consists of sending messages by holding flags in different positions, like sign language. All guards on the OCBP are proficient in its usage and can send and read faster than you can or ever will be able to... Yes you, Sea Colony Beach Patrol. Guards in Ocean City, MD work from 1000 to 1730 from May 23rd to September 27th. Guards usually work 2 blocks apart, depending on the time of the season, street location, and number of staff The guards of the OCBP watch every person who ventures onto the beach and ensures their safety. Guards routinely place themselves in harm's way, often risking life and limb to rescue a family caught in a giant rip current or a drunk teen stuck in the impact zone on a hurricane surf day. Guards do appreciate and graciously accept sandwiches, homemade cookies, and juice boxes.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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