Obute
All Obute’s are usually short, lazy & unemployed but with entrepreneurial spirit. They are hoes when single but sacrificial lovers and dumb af when in a relationship. Just like their names, they bring good luck and shit load of money when you marry them. They hate broke guys and have no plans on settling. Usually proud even when they are broke too. Have a skewed sense of entitlement, humour and are usually always right. They are very intelligent, lovers of good books & everything artsy. They think they are street smart, which is why they get their ass swindled all the time, including their hearts. Most Obutes don’t have bum bum instead they have thighs and an illusion of thickness when they rich rich. If you see an Obute with bum, marry her & get her pregnant cause that’s like seeing a Unicorn in daytime. Obutes are artistic and love their craft. They give a 100 to anything they love, which includes food, sex & money, sometimes toxic men. Obutes are dangerous when broke & heartbroken. So don’t fuck with her heart or she will kill you while making love to you, resurrect you, feed you and kill you again. Lastly, all Obutes are short. 5.nothing. That’s their punishment from God for all their wickedness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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