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Handcrafted by God Himself from black marble. This beautiful black man is comely in the eyes of any behold. His aesthetic is truly a danger to anyone who who gazed upon him. He turns lesbians straight and Heterosexual men gay, just from them looking at him. He is impossible to resist; a dark temptation. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Empathetic, athletic, loving, charismatic, intelligent..this human is the full package. If you’re fortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures, befriend him. He is loyal. He’ll be by your side at your highest and lowest points. And he’ll make you laugh to the point where you pee yourself. He’s one of the good ones.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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