Nut Troll
A disgruntled troll who specializes in taking nuts and bolts off of your drum kit. He is 3ft tall and is attracted by jolly ranchers. If you do not wear the right jolly rancher around your neck, while you are sleeping he will slap you in the face with a big nut. Here is a diagram of what effects different jolly ranchers have on the nut troll. Green Apple: Angers the Nut Troll, expect to wake up with nut juice on ytour face Grape: Makes the Nut Troll sexually stimulated due to the purple coloring Watermelon: Unknown, experiments are being done, but consider this jolly rancher ESPECIALLY DANGEOUS, you may not emerge alive Blue Rasberry: No one has been brave enough to try this Beware of the nut troll, he comes in at 3 in the morning and fucks with your shit. The only known way to capture a Nut Troll is to wear a flannel shirt, night vision goggles, have a net gun, provolone cheese, and the most vital part is to wear a condom, otherwise he WILL get you with one of his enormous nuts.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
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I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
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