Nut Troll Mug
A disgruntled troll who specializes in taking nuts and bolts off of your drum kit. He is 3ft tall and is attracted by jolly ranchers. If you do not wear the right jolly rancher around your neck, while you are sleeping he will slap you in the face with a big nut. Here is a diagram of what effects different jolly ranchers have on the nut troll. Green Apple: Angers the Nut Troll, expect to wake up with nut juice on ytour face Grape: Makes the Nut Troll sexually stimulated due to the purple coloring Watermelon: Unknown, experiments are being done, but consider this jolly rancher ESPECIALLY DANGEOUS, you may not emerge alive Blue Rasberry: No one has been brave enough to try this Beware of the nut troll, he comes in at 3 in the morning and fucks with your shit. The only known way to capture a Nut Troll is to wear a flannel shirt, night vision goggles, have a net gun, provolone cheese, and the most vital part is to wear a condom, otherwise he WILL get you with one of his enormous nuts.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
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