nuclear carl
If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it: 1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen. 2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate. 3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates. 4. Put it in the microwave. 5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins. 6. Casually walk out the door.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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