Novi
Novi is a suburb of Detroit, MI in Oakland County. It is the most boring town in Southeast Michigan, and possibly the entire USA. Almost everybody is a stuck up rich kid, psuedo-badass, and/or a pothead. It's also a super conservative town, which also sucks. The cops here are assholes and think all teens who don't wear preppy clothes are criminals. Almost all the parents either don't give a shit about their kids or are helicopter parents. We have a mall, but is mostly oriented towards snobby rich kids and women between the ages of 25-40. Fountain Walk sucks now that they tore down the skate park. Everything here is about twice as expensive as it is in places like Livonia or Farmington. Only about 25% of the roads have sidewalks here, so it's more dangerous to walk places, so you have to waste gas and money driving 2 miles away. The only good thing about this town is the school district, which is one of the best public districts in the nation. Novi is somewhat divided too, kind of like East and West Berlin. The East side (East of Taft Rd.) has all the smaller and older homes, and most of the apartments, trailer parks, and condos. The West side of Taft has all the obnoxiously large houses and obnoxious people. So basically, this place sucks. Unless you're old and want to retire in a quiet community, don't live here. There's nothing to do.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
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