nothingtoxic
nothingtoxic.com is a shitstain on the taint of the interwebz. it features daily shocking and humorous user generated videos that could all be found elsewhere on the web. it used to be good, when scott owned it, before he sold out and sold the site to some noobtard named "bluetahoe99", who promptly used the site to sodomize himself, thus destroying his anus and a perfectly good website. the most notable feature of this site is the rabidly devout posters in the video comment section. they all think they are funny, although none of them are. some of the lesser evolved regular posters include: a moderator that masquerades as a cop, an illiterate, unfunny moron that believes hes a horse, a zionist conspiracy seeking clown, the "is he died" duo, an estonian gentleman with keen insight and a mean glamor shot, a drunken,rambling convict from new jersey that smells of marijuana and constantly baits the less intelligent into petty, pointless arguments, a dark humored pervert with a dog avatar and a scat fetish, some semi literate dork claiming to be from vegas while locking down the capslock button, and some cokehead that used to be king of an even worse website that sank so he swam to NT and now childishly mentions his penis as much at any given opportunity. these are just a few of the dregs that enjoy a daily dose of crappy videos and petty squabbling. nothingtoxic is like a magic portal, where members never leave, they just reappear with a new name and avatar.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
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