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nothingtoxic.com is a shitstain on the taint of the interwebz. it features daily shocking and humorous user generated videos that could all be found elsewhere on the web. it used to be good, when scott owned it, before he sold out and sold the site to some noobtard named "bluetahoe99", who promptly used the site to sodomize himself, thus destroying his anus and a perfectly good website. the most notable feature of this site is the rabidly devout posters in the video comment section. they all think they are funny, although none of them are. some of the lesser evolved regular posters include: a moderator that masquerades as a cop, an illiterate, unfunny moron that believes hes a horse, a zionist conspiracy seeking clown, the "is he died" duo, an estonian gentleman with keen insight and a mean glamor shot, a drunken,rambling convict from new jersey that smells of marijuana and constantly baits the less intelligent into petty, pointless arguments, a dark humored pervert with a dog avatar and a scat fetish, some semi literate dork claiming to be from vegas while locking down the capslock button, and some cokehead that used to be king of an even worse website that sank so he swam to NT and now childishly mentions his penis as much at any given opportunity. these are just a few of the dregs that enjoy a daily dose of crappy videos and petty squabbling. nothingtoxic is like a magic portal, where members never leave, they just reappear with a new name and avatar.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Best mug I have ever had

Bob B.Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m.Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P.Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P.Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S.Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m.Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S.Jun 26
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Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D.Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan .Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

QuandaleJun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O.Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F.Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M.Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c.Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G.Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G.Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B.Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M.Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i.Jun 22

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