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Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N. 2023-05-30
Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J. 2023-05-13
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C. 2023-03-16

I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

Lizzy J. 2023-03-04

Good quality, not cheesy.

Gail L. 2023-02-24
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Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.

KC H. 2023-02-01
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Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.

Eugene H. 2023-02-01
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Review by Patrick M.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.

Patrick M. 2023-01-27
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It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!

Aviva S. 2023-01-16
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Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!

Christine D. 2023-01-15
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Always shipped in proper package and timely

Lawrence B. 2023-01-13
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Review by Shelley P.

My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!

Shelley P. 2023-01-12
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Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.

Jonathan J. 2023-01-02
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Matthew K. 2022-12-30
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Review by Rhodrey S.

The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build

Rhodrey S. 2022-12-30
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Arrived carefully packaged

patricia s. 2022-12-27
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Review by Stacy S.

I love it! Thanks! So

Stacy S. 2022-12-26
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Adonica S. 2022-12-26
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Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!

Saya E. 2022-12-17
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Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.

Frank S. 2022-12-16
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