Noah
Noah. If you meet a Noah in your life time… NEVER LET HIM GO. When you look into a Noah’s eyes you’ll instantly fall in love with every single thing about him. He’ll usually go for the person who’s the quietest in class and isn’t popular. Noah will never go for looks, aslong as him and his lover have an instant connection and he knows it’ll work… he will love them no matter what. Noah can mostly be a quiet and nervous person but it all depends on what mood he is in. Around his friends he will always be a little bit more quieter than around just his loved one and he is AMAZING!! at expressing how he feels for his significant other. Noah’s smile could brighten up a whole room and he’s a charmer. If he is passionate about something then Noah will put his mind to work and won’t stop until he gets what and where he wants in life. Noah is the type of guy who would prefer cuddles and a movie night in bed at Christmas watching Christmas movies with a hot chocolate messing around with the marshmallows rather than sex. If you break a Noah’s heart he will always give you a second chance as long as you have a good enough excuse for what happened last time and why you want your second chance. But never break a Noah’s heart. He’s a very nervous person at the start or a relationship and it can sometimes feel a bit awkward but months later if you stay with him he’ll make you feel like a prince/princess and will always make sure you feel comfortable with what you are doing. He’s like a God.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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