ninth puppy
n. someone who is constantly doing things in a very awkward and vociferous manner as they squeam and squirm around trying to make sure they are not left out of the party or whatever might be going on; usually a very annoying person; it comes from there being 8 available tits to suck on (a dog that has just mothered a litter of puppies), and the 9th puppy is the one making all the ruckus trying to find a place to suck with no teets available. Ninth puppies (esp. males) that grow up and obtain power are often consumed with the Napoleon complex or little man's syndrome.
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