Nikos Mug
Is definitely not a lax bro. If you are named Nikos and are a lax bro, out the jam brotha', out the jam. Wears socks that are too big for his slender but muscular legs. It naturally tan, but the lighting is never on his side when it comes to pictures. Appreciates ALF and Seinfeld, as well as catching up on his soccer games on YouTube (eyeroll). Is a little shy, but in the most charming of ways. Is usually pretty late, (disclaimer) and blushes often but he will not admit it. Nikos' tend to have the best eyes. Likes to walk into bushes, and when they smile they look at the ground. Nikos' can swim (probably) and are "Very fast- kind of like horses." Nikos' are originals and one might even say victors in the human world. If you meet a Nikos don't be shy, go up to him and say the strangest thing possible. In his natural habitat, he is messy but very comfortable. Nikos is wickedly skilled at piano, and a great sibling to boot. Nikos does not care for biology, but is naturally gifted in the art department. Nikos' tend to have small feet and hands but don't worry THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. Probably. Hopefully. Who knows all Nikos' are different in that department. They aren't some cult (.....) Nikos' enjoy romantic walks in the dumps, and revolving in bed during their free hours. Hey- it's exercise. Bottom line, you should get to know the Nikos' of the world- they're pretty great. Oh and they can write- so look out.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy