Nick
A bucktoothed, short, pignosed, chubby, douchbag. He has blonde scraggly hair most of the time. Yet for some reason he ussually has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world! He is an ass who will pretend not to like you to "test" you. Then when you make out with someone else, otherwise called "moving on" he gets pissed as hell. Ussually he has anger management and adha. If you dont know what this means, it means that he is a freaking phycopath who will cut you if he forgets his meds. No joke. He likes to cuddle at the movies and scare the living shit out of you making you pee your pants. Then he will laugh. This means that you will never go to a scary movie with him again. Ever. He will never talk to you in fron of his friends because, supposedly, he is too much of a "baller" to care. Truthfully he is just a pussy ass white boy who has no swag. Just Saying Watch out for them Nicks. (He may have good taste in music and sing to you, but will not do it well. He may also look up the videos to see titties because he is a sick ass pervert.) He has a small dick to none. Just saying. This does not apply to all Nicks. No gureentee.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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