nez
most girls named nez r emo, they can be nice but deep down everyone knows they listen to lil peep all day, every nez pretends everyone knows them from a random piece of clothing that no one knew they owned, nezs love being right every nez has had a blue mascara faze and a skateboard bong faze, their hearts are black but not as black as their lungs from all the smoking they do, also not as black as that 1 dwarf they hate, nez is a funny chick but she can get very mad over little things, every nez also loves gelling their eyebrows
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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