Nexopia
Nexopia is, generally, a great place for a bunch of idiots who like to whine about their tragic lives, cry about how their boyfriend/girlfriend dumped them, inform people of how fucked up they got last night, go on Nexopia when they're drunk off one beer (why the fuck are you on Nexopia if you're out getting hammered?) and write about how drunk they are with a bunch of typos and spelling mistakes because that earns you some respect, tell people about how many packs of smokes they finished that day, cry and sob about the fact that they have no more smokes left, get sympathy from other whiny people who are also out of smokes, have group crying sessions where they confess their deepest and darkest secrets, quote song lyrics from shitty songs, tell people how much they don't care about something that happenned when obviously they do or they wouldn't be putting so much effort writing a blog about it, ask fellow idiots to vote on whether they're good-looking or not, talk shit to people that they probably wouldn't have the balls to talk shit to face to face, take pictures of themselves in a bra half-naked with their lips sticking out 90 degrees to the left of their face, and share the events of their day with other people who don't really give two shits about whether your pet fish died or if you got in a fight with your mom because she asked you to do the dishes and you were PMSing so you didn't and now you're grounded for two and a half days.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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