Newfane
A small town that’s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like 5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the kids think they’re in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
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the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
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