New Jersey
a shitty ass state with nothing to do because there's nowhere to go hang out and have fun. you NEED a car to get around new jersey. why live in jersey when there's philly and nyc? none of the cities and i mean NONE have shit in em. go to newark and it has nothing but bums and crackheads. go to trenton, nothing. everything is so spread out YET over here is densely populated. to make it even worse, prepare to run into shitty people. i'm not saying everybody in new jersey are shitty BUT i'm just saying you'll think it's the majority with the way people act around here. it's filled with a lot of people with egos who think they're better than you and will put you down and they don't even fucking know you. a LOT of haters too. can't forget about the nosy people who cannot mind their motherfucking business. they're busy watching you when they supposed to be watching tv. prepare to have people with nothing better to do with their time but bullshit around or worse. you'll be thinking there's something wrong with them or worst. miserable people, rude people, arrogant people, fucked up people... they're all here. funny how whenever i go to new york, there's somebody willing to engage in a conversation with me and be all friendly BUT whenever i come to jersey, there's people acting up and getting disrespectful as hell when talking to me. fucking sad. be careful, if you go to the urban areas, you'll find a lot of sorry folks who ain't doing shit with themselves looking hopeless as hell, pathetic as shit... folks with dreads and shit, looking the same, some folks on the gang shit repping gangs they know nothing about, and keeping it ignant and ghetto. trust me. you go to the burbs, you'll find people who think they're better than everybody, making assumptions about the world saying seriously ignorant shit, they don't veer outside their suburb either same with the people in the urban areas even though plenty of the folks in urban areas have jobs in burbs and shit unlike people in the burbs which stay there and know people their whole lives so they don't know shit. they live in their little bubble. this place is racist as a motherfucker too. how can i put it. it's something you'll have to find out yourself. and also dangerous where you have to watch your back because like i said before, you have people with nothing better to do with shitty personalities that will make your life miserable or pick fights with you. pretty fucking wack. we also have a lot of corruption too. TOO MUCH. too much to explain here. CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE SHITTY ASS DRIVERS TOO. FUNNY HOW THE WHOLE STATE OF JERSEY HAS SHITTY DRIVERS IN COMPARISON TO NYC WHERE PEOPLE DRIVE SHITTY AS HELL WHEN IT'S A CITY. i have to disagree wholeheartedly with all the people that said jersey is nice. i know that for a fact because i'm here typing this shit to you from my experience over here. i'm not originally from jersey BUT in comparison to other places. jersey ain't shit. if you gonna move somewhere, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SHITTY ASS JERSEY. unless you have family over here, wanna be bored out of your mind, and shit, come over here. you will be disappointed or worst. i also gotta say that most of the people that are "proud" to be from jersey are fronting their pride or haven't been elsewhere outside jersey.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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