New Egypt
The place every1 is ashamed to say they live in so they just say “by jackson,” or “next to sixflags.” The ppl here REEK of homophobes, racism, republicans, furries- & that’s just skimming the surface. Ppl here either chill in the nice places- like potters square, Ivins, Hawkins point, SixFlags, etc.. Or take their chances in town w/ the radioactive lake on one side, & the sketchy wawa on the other. Ig there’s also some good parts, like.. & don’t forget about.. yeah that about sums it up. Ppl move here thinking their kid is going to have a great life, then the kid turns into the next mob boss of the 2000’s & ends up selling weed behind the sketchy wawa living in their parents basement for the rest of their lives. Legend has it if you scream any country artists name anywhere in New Egypt- a stampede will form. I can also guarantee that if u think ur secret is really safe w/ someone, u better find a good hiding spot & a new school to transfer to! Ur gonna be sitting in your room crying the next day wondering how the entire state now knows what you, a freshman, did with that senior last night! I also think every girl in this school can agree that whoever tf thought starting the mullet trend was a good idea- needs serious mental evaluation. Don’t even get me started on summit either- someone needs to end that & put all of us out of our misery. If ur planning on going to NE, u might as well prepare yourself to have your dreams crushed. U wanna go to Harvard? Not happening anymore.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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