netter Mug
a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays. Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter. Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm. The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
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Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
Absolutely brilliant, I just love the hgfhgf mug, I would reccommend this to anyone, 10/10.
wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day
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