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Geeks and Nerds are the same thing. They are all similar in that they all have small genitalia and lack of social skills, as well as their inability to communicate with girls which means thay all want to clone themselves and create a master race. most are secretly nazis who wanted the germans to win WWII. other characteristics exibited are: - the belief that they are similar to smart people like Newton, yet really they will end up spending the rest of their life looking at japanese cartoon porn or talking about elfs and wizards or guns and computers. While they may be smart they will not achieve anything in life... non of them will - lack of physical and sporting skills, sometimes they are strong or can run far and take up stupid sports like free running and what americans call ultimate frisbee. -cumbersomeness - they pretend to be people, like soldiers or sci fi characters and develop their own langauges - they walk like idiots - most have ginger hair - when they think they gain acceptance from their non nerd peers they act like spastics - some listen to idiotic music like death metal, a trait displayed increasingly by so called neo nerds, who grow their hair long and play wargames - allthough i am not american i am sure most middle american teenagers are like this - most see the above characteristics as benifits and can be extremely egotistical and open about it - they have little knowledge of popular culture don't get me wrong. non nerds can play video games, like history. listen to that stupid music go on the internet, look at cartoon porn etc but the common nerd exhibits this behaviour to an excessive degree the same apllies to female nerds solution: do nothing, let them wallow in their own disgrace

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy

Jack K.Mar 25

Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience

Stephen N.Mar 25
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i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

E E.Mar 24

Describes my classmate in school, perfect

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I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..

Michael K.Mar 23
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*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.

Joseph R B.Mar 23

fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you

Shaina D.Mar 22

Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.

Arielle C.Mar 22
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Review by Mark B.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.

Mark B.Mar 20
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The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass

Sam K.Mar 19
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Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.

Douglas L.Mar 19
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fuck ur mugs i want one for free

daniel l.Mar 18

This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.

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Review by Jonathan H.

I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.

Jonathan H.Mar 17
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Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️

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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C.Mar 16

Pissah!

GregMar 16
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nice.

anonymous ..Mar 15

Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

Fuck U.Mar 15

Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

Matty B.Mar 15

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