neopets
A craphole full of shit.This site well, was fun, but then it happend. Conversion.The ability to put clothes on your neopets.But tnt, who are to too friken lazy to move the mouse 1 inch to save ten billion user acounts, turned the glorious royal girl aisha into a prostitutional monstosity that grovels on all fours most un-regall, just because they were to lazy too draw custom clothes for the faeries/darigans/etc.I mean, aside from the pets punching thin air most ungraciously, the new clothes that we gave our beautiful neopets away for look most sleazy, and cheap. Anyway, moving on. What the fuck is with those fruit pets are we being taught to eat our pets like cats and dogs if we feed them a tamato chia pop?. Also all of the neopets are based on animals and myths. unicorns,uni dragons,draiks,frogs,nimo ,toad,quiggle LOL sorry I just hate uiggles the person that drew thoe little buggers must have been higher than a kite. Avatars annoying little flashy things that blare at you random messages and steal hours of our real life time!!!!!. I used to think OMG starry paintbrushes have gone down 1k Imust buy many and re-sell now I jut go look a retard flipping out over pixels. And people are obsesive about trading pets.Like if you offer a pet thats not "worth as much" they will call you a n00b.Psshaw. And pets if you dont feed them they say "DIEING" but the little fuckers just never croak it.Die you fucker DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. I am done now but if you value your soul DONT GO NEAR THAT FUCK hoLE NEOPETS.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
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