Nele
Nele is far from ordinary. Nele is the incarnation of a life-adventure. It seems like Nele has two personalitys, one which is really calm and peace searching. And the other one that will overwhelm you with it's power and confidence. Her sexual aura will attract many persons of all gender, but just few of them will find their way through to the nucleus of Nele. Be aware, never try to change her in any way, you will find yourself directly in a big discussion that goes right into your soul. By the way, Nele loves soccer and visits regularly all kind of sports museums. The spiritual side of Nele (which can be quite complicated to understand) thinks, that packet soups will save the world. This might sound unlikely, but she deeply believes in it and that's all that matters. Her outfits are always appropriate and creative. However her hairstyle can be improved. You had a bad day? You are bored on tuesday at 1am? Don't worry, calling Nele is your solution. Her endless hunger for knowledge and her joy in literate conversations, will turn long summer nights in a ken expanding experience. She has the thankful ability to let distance feel not relevant, yet if you know her and can't be around, you will freakin miss her and the magic she is bringing to your life. Nele is a person, that shines deep from her heart every day with a beauty that will leave you speechless! If you know her, you can be very lucky about this treasure. Nele is one in a million.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
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