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Neeks are found in every tatty, blood-spattered comprehensive. Unlike the Chavs, Chavettes (whom everyone can easily identify) and Rudys (wannabe Gangstas, which is a bit unconvincing when their middle names are usually something like Philip or Edward), Neeks find the mindnumbing tedium of 'Wotcha lookin' at? You got beef wiv' me?' best ameliorated by actually doing a bit of work in class. They are just as likely to have parents living apart, but they tend to know the name, address and face of their fathers, spending regular weekends with them. Despite their mothers having new boyfriends who are often mechanics, builders and van drivers (and therefore not thought of as being particularly intellectually over-endowed), they are frequently told that having a good education is actually their ticket out of the hellhole the council has seen fit to abandon the family into. Female Chavs feel particularly threatened by female Neeks, particularly when, after being offered a 'smaak in yer maaaf/mooi' for having an intelligent conversation with a boy who is 'well fit' in the eyes of the Chavette, will smile sweetly and ask if the handbag is a special edition, as Burberry isn't usually spelled 'Burbree' and they are sure the Chavette would never buy cheap rip offs from the market. Unfortunately, by the time the Chavs have worked out that they have just been 'seriously dissed', the Neek and the other articulate and educated members of the group are already in their next accelerated learning class, laughing at the gorilla like faces pulled by the terminally uncomprehending. Neeks tend to gain GCSEs rather than a certificate to say they have spent a week on work experience at KwikSave, partly due to the fact that their mothers have encouraged them since babyhood with kind words and conversation, rather than slaps around the head for knocking over the Stella cans just opened at 9am on Saturday morning.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

Cary B.Mar 13
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan H.Mar 11
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Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B.Mar 11
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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S.Mar 10

The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N.Mar 10
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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P.Mar 9

Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R.Mar 9

Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

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Review by Jonah c.

It shows exactly what I want!!

Jonah c.Mar 7

its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H.Mar 6

I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.

Peter R.Mar 6
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Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.

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no n.Mar 4

I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

Lizzy J.Mar 4

Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift

John J.Mar 4

Best mug ever!

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