Neckbeard
Features of the typical neckbeard -A neckbeard (duh) -Fedora -Lives with parents (likely in their basement) -Between the ages of 30-50 -Unwashed -Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers -Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it -Owns several anime body pillows -Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord -Allergic to sunlight -Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years -Virgin -Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7 -Desk chair smells like toxic waste -On a pedophile watchlist -Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard You creepy fuck
The Urban Dictionary Mug
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!

I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
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