Napoleon Dynamite
Truly an insult to film making. This movie cannot be decribed through mere text only. The god-awfulness of this shit heap is so hidden that millions of mindless douche-bags think its the funniest thing in the world, and to show it they cheapen the phrases such as "gosh!" and "idiot!" and that stupid tater tots shit so much that it even further deepens my contempt for this shitty movie. Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over! Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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